in response to someone of attractiveness you will never reach. often used dramatically or to hype up friends
by gnbitch September 27, 2017
Get the when will i ever mug.The only man worthy of such title must have the middle name Andrew and his surname needs to end in "bell".
He who is worthy also has the nickname "Tris".
He who is worthy also has the nickname "Tris".
by EmBrehO June 22, 2018
Get the best boyfriend ever mug.Related Words
jsar
by Txkyo May 2, 2020
Get the Best girlfriend ever mug.A female who believes that she is exceptionally attractive or otherwise something worth aggressively pursuing, when in fact, she is very much average and on par with women one would meet on a daily basis. Based on the word ho, which in this context would refer to any female of breeding age.
by Danny Seven October 24, 2004
Get the everyday ho mug.The grouping known as "everythingness" is that which contains all things. Relationships, Actions, Thoughts, Feelings, Knowledge, Words and Vortexes are included in this category. Yes, even vortexes. Pink ones. Crazy, huh?
1. Holy crap man, my mind is just so full of everythingness that it might overheat or something.
2. I love everythingness, it's just so cool. Definately better than nothingness or absentness, in fact it even beats out hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobianess (that's the 'ness of le phobia de long words).
2. I love everythingness, it's just so cool. Definately better than nothingness or absentness, in fact it even beats out hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobianess (that's the 'ness of le phobia de long words).
by Jon_L September 26, 2006
Get the everythingness mug.This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."
Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009
Get the Everybody wants me Joe mug.by Name removed by the NSA December 19, 2013
Get the everyone on the internet mug.