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when will i ever

in response to someone of attractiveness you will never reach. often used dramatically or to hype up friends
you look so good today! when will i ever?
by gnbitch September 27, 2017
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best boyfriend ever

The only man worthy of such title must have the middle name Andrew and his surname needs to end in "bell".

He who is worthy also has the nickname "Tris".
by EmBrehO June 22, 2018
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Best girlfriend ever

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Dude A: have you met jsar yet??
Dude B: yeah!! She’s the best girlfriend ever!
by Txkyo May 2, 2020
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everyday ho

A female who believes that she is exceptionally attractive or otherwise something worth aggressively pursuing, when in fact, she is very much average and on par with women one would meet on a daily basis. Based on the word ho, which in this context would refer to any female of breeding age.
"Marie acts like she's hot shit, but she's really just an everyday ho"
by Danny Seven October 24, 2004
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everythingness

The grouping known as "everythingness" is that which contains all things. Relationships, Actions, Thoughts, Feelings, Knowledge, Words and Vortexes are included in this category. Yes, even vortexes. Pink ones. Crazy, huh?
1. Holy crap man, my mind is just so full of everythingness that it might overheat or something.

2. I love everythingness, it's just so cool. Definately better than nothingness or absentness, in fact it even beats out hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobianess (that's the 'ness of le phobia de long words).
by Jon_L September 26, 2006
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Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."
Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009
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