What am I doing with my life

Why are you here?

“What am I doing with my life?”

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 25, 2019

Diet Dating

To date without the calories. To date without strong commitment or significant amounts of drama. Usually in response to a significant other wanting to define the relationship.

"Emery, I love you, I really do! But I don't know if I am ready for a girlfriend. Besides, dating sounds so serious, why don't we just start diet dating?"

by Czsar May 20, 2008

dofting

The act of slapping someone's face with your penis.

Dofting: I dofted that bitch after I dropped my goo on her tits.

by spec01 October 18, 2006

expiration-dating

1. when a relationship that turns long-distance goes on so long that unused condoms purchased at the beginning of the relationship have expired.

2. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.

“Are you still going out with Giselle?”
“I dunno man, I still love her, but she’s been expiration-dating me for so long I had to throw out a whole box of durex!”

by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013

dating

When two people go somewhere on a romantic visit.

Sheila is dating Kevin.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Doing the Dishes

Another word for jocking or beign sprung off of someone, Basically means that you like the person so much that they have you doing anything they want you to do. Almost in a check mode way.

Fool, by the way you spoil her like that, it looks like she has you doing the dishes homie.

by izziie123 October 18, 2008

Dotting

To hit on, spit game, focus your attention on one person in particular.

"Look at him, dotting on that one chick with the lazy eye the whole night. He must be desperate."

by mmeeeeooooowwww May 1, 2010