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Hoard Diving

The act of diving into someone's hoard. Usually for fun or profit.

Similar to dumpster diving, but instead of a dumpster, it's a private residence packed full of crap.
Pedro went hoard diving in Valencia and found a dead cat and some movie posters from 1981.

Rescuers had to hoard dive to get to the fat old man buried under his hoard.
by dconder July 28, 2011
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pile dividers

a really, really, REALLY tight g-string
my arse really hurts, these are proper pile dividers!
by ironlionzion January 12, 2012
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Junk Diving

The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."

She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
by Retorter February 19, 2012
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ditch diving

The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.
Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.
by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013
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Webster Diving

Flipping through a dictionary — preferably without looking — and sticking your finger onto the page to arrive at a random word. Can also be done online via touchpad. Useful when naming a band, blog, pet, or in the case of Brooklyn hipsters, human newborns. Other acceptable forms are Webster Dived or Webster-dove.
"Dude, we totally went Webster Diving all last night writing my concrete poetry tat."
by dm10003 May 8, 2012
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scarlett divide

1. A vagina or pussy.
2. Referring to sexual intercourse or losing one's virginity.
"I totally got some scarlett divide after the party last week."

David dreamed of crossing the scarlett divide ever since he saw his first naked chick on the computer at the library when he thought no one was looking.
by tranks November 28, 2013
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shrimp diving

The act of plunging one's cock so deep in a vagina, that the balls are actually inserted.
I went shrimp diving in my mom last night. hot karl
by Masturbation Station June 23, 2014
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