dildo

used to penetrate a girls pussy to cause a hard wet orgasm

oh my god this dildo caused me more pleasure than a real dick

by the big croc September 10, 2020

Dando

When your buddy steals your monster from the fridge and you get so mad you block his texts for three days!

I grabbed a blue monster from the fridge and got a DANDO for my efforts!!

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Dildodexterous

To fuck yourself with a dildo of any size using both hands (left or right)

When I'm feeling horny at night and one arm gets tired ill swap hands and squirt all up the wall (dildodexterous#loveit)

by anonymous September 20, 2020

dildo dip

Sauce you aquire from a dildo.

"Steve, would you wipe the dildo dip off on my toys"?

by Clemon2589 September 29, 2020

Dido

To out do ones Hampton home with a slightly more impressive Hampton home.

My mate found a pimp Hamptons home that we should buy and I was all like “Dido” and sent him a better one

by Word Slave December 5, 2020

dildohands

When a millionaire professional receiver drops a wide open pass as if born with dildos instead of hands.

There was no one around and he dropped the ball anyway. DILDOHANDS!!!

by TrickYTman December 6, 2020

Dildo

Ur moms secret toy in her dresser

“Omg, look what I found in my moms dresser , it’s big a and pink.”
“That’s a dildo”

by Imsobasicdude December 30, 2020