dildo dildo

2 times the normal dildo. 2 times the fun

I like dildo dildo's

by Big Boi Luke June 1, 2018

Dildont

A dildont is a sex toy for people who are angry or frustrated with their male partner.

Instead of a dildo, his wife has a dildont. She turns it on and then tells it, "don't even bother, you're repulsive", and puts it right back into its velvet sleeve.

by DelCo_Brian June 9, 2018

Dildo Wonderbush

Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.

This dildo wonderbush is doing 45 in a 65 speed zone!

by Damn It Joe June 10, 2018

Dildo

Women best friend Mans worst enemy

"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me

by up you June 12, 2018

dildo

a thing that looks like a dildo (or a dick)

"That looks like a dildo

by YaboiPAULIEG October 25, 2018

Dildohead

When a man has blown that much shaft that his brain turns to mush and eventually he grows an additional penis on his head. Usually said person is oblivious to the fact that he is seen as a Dildohead..

Geez....that guy has listened to poor advice for so long and devoured that much wang of the said advisor that he has actually turned into a dildohead!

by Bud Willi December 18, 2018

Dildo head

A person who is really gay.

That guy is a dildo head.Because he is with a man.

by calebleo9 December 31, 2018