carpe noctem

An organization based in Ashtabula, Ohio, that you shouldn't know about.

Man, it was great on the garage with Carpe Noctem last weekend.

by A Founder February 26, 2005

crapel

A bad word for crap

other: *hits*

you: "what the crapel is that for"

by TheSTUFFZ April 18, 2010

Carpen-duda-whatsin

1. A term used for extreme confusion.

2. A way to make fun of your teacher while discussing famous Latin terms.

Teacher- The Cuantumgibobularhinkich of the ostrioglogin is hypoloxiualar.

Kid- Carpen-duda-whatsin?

by Bobuthin Mc. Stingle booper May 16, 2006

Carpet tre

a carpet tre is a skateboarding slang term which describes a 360 flip as very low with almost no pop at all.

Person 1: Yo dude I just 360 flipped it was awesome!!!

Person 2: You mean that gnar carpet tre you just pulled, that shit was dutty and had no stee.

by Papageorge P October 4, 2006

Carpet shopping

Seattle, WA

Trying to pick up some fresh new pussy

"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"

by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009

carpet beetle

what happens when ladies get crabs

this girl wanted to get off but i didnt have a condom on me and i didnt want to go raw dog bc i was sure she had some carpet beetles.

by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010

Carpetcunt

A vagina that is sooo hairy it makes the person ontop feel as if they are in a carpet store or on a new rug!

Whenever i have sex with my girlfriend, i can feel her carpetcunt touch my penis and it makes a nice scratchy feeling

by ivynina3476 March 31, 2010