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Colton

Colton. The Best boy i've ever met. He is the sweetest dont ever let him go. I LOVE HIM SMMM HE TOLDS THE DOOR FOR ME AND SAID I WAS CUTEEEE
me: whats up
friend: nothing much..ooooo coltonnnn your husbanddd
me: runs away*
by ilovecoltonomfg September 22, 2021
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Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)
Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!
by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021
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Colton

He is acts gay but he’s not. He can’t get a girlfriend very easily and you will rarely see him with a girl. He probably has asked to many girls but been rejected. He is a country boy and likes cows.
Colton- Will you be my girlfriend
Sally- Heck No!!
by Bob111228 October 4, 2021
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Colton

A teen boy that is very tall and skinny and is very very very EMO🖤🖤🖤.
Colton is emo.
by The_furry October 6, 2021
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coaltown of balgonie

A wee “coal” toon run by the maddest man in the plannet “under the name” mr king westy the 3rd” the toon used to smell of stardawg every night as mr long westy the 3rd blows out a fat bong rip. But as the king had gave up the stardawg the scheme smells of beutiful vape smoke
Coaltown of balgonie is ran by “westy young team
by Gregor downies gran October 9, 2021
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Colton

fuck you colton
by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021
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coltzeo

lia: yo! have you seen the hot and sexy guy?
mia: you talking about coltzeo?
tia: fuck yeah!! i wanna ride his dick so bad
by imhamm August 28, 2021
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