Cotton On

100% that Aussie brand you're always bored-scrolling and have 52 items in your cart. IYKYK. Somehow every mall trip ends up here and you're rifling through the graphic tees (decisions, decisions), trying jeans you already have (but in a different wash), another pair of leggings (these have pockets though), and playing with the accessories (is this the new me?). Suddenly you're thirsty, but it's okay cos you can grab a chilled water (and support the Cotton On Foundation!). At the checkout, you get 5 tote bags, cos you can't decide on one. And then you're really * done * with IRL shopping (for like 2 weeks). So you go back to scrolling again.

I got this top from Cotton On.
- Huh? Is that a cotton supply store?
No 🙄

by @CottonOn November 24, 2021

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Cotten

When your fucking friend can’t fucking spell cotton correctly 👍

Friend one: Yoo, is that a cotten shirt?

Friend two: What? No, it’s cotton.

Friend three: How did you hear their spelling error in real time

by Clude November 25, 2021

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Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.

“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”

by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022

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Cottesmore

Indefinitely the worst and most vile place in the entirety of the United Kingdom, never go there trust me, unless you want to be lynched by satanists outside the grey church.

John: I am going to cottesmore.
Dave: Mate you are fucked i'm sorry but you are a gonner.

by tjatt January 29, 2022

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