Bump Coomers

To engage in the act of sex. Coined by Harper Four fellows at Bradley University, bump Coomers is a variation of bump uglies. Ron Coomer was a favorite of the group when he was playing for the Chicago Cubs, although it was agreed that he was a dogface. "Uglies" was replaced with "Coomers" and a new phrase was born.

After they got out of the hot tub, both of them disappeared. I think they went to her room to go bump coomers the rest of the night.

by crackheadnick June 11, 2006

Why come?

A question, similar to "how come?" but with more emphasis on the motivations of the subject

"Jimmy your mother and I are getting a divorce"

"Why Come?"

"Because she is a no good skank"

by Mattconno October 3, 2008

come to jesus meeting

A meeting in which a group discusses their flaws. Nobody can interupt another and they can't put words in somebody else's mouth (she doesnt like me).

After this terrible week, the staff really needs a come to jesus meeting.

by BmsGrad January 1, 2009

Comedy Spliff

A large Spliff containing At least 14grams of marijuana made by rolling a a4 sheet of card into a cone rolling it in paper and filling the empty cone up. This needs 4 roaches, 2up 2down

"Thats not a spliff"
"yes it is"
"are you trying to be funny"

by Stanislaus May 30, 2004

Come On Funny Feeling

A feeling of luck and invulnerability that foreshadows opportunity and good fortune. The funny feeling is often to be beckoned and called near the craps or roulette table, which will provide the gambler with clairvoyance on how to place his/her bets.

Craps parlance:

Stickman: "Seven out! New Shooter!"
New Shooter: "Come on Funny Feeling! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes." Places bets and then rolls.
Stickman: "Eleven! Front line winner."

by BustaNutz May 8, 2013

Come-hithered

To finger a vagina in a "come hither" motion.

Michael come-hithered me last night and finally hit my g-spot!

by PrincessWatkins September 20, 2017

cocomelon

this fucking channel is 5aking over. yt and make pewdiepie 3rd so it is a fucking stubid no use channel

me what's. that channel. over here's

my friend its a fucking stupid no use cocomelon fucking bitching channel that took over pewdiepie?

me after herd that that sentence for 0.00000000000000000001 second: fucking reporting the channel for 300 years. straight

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI June 21, 2021