computerman

someone who absolutely loves memes and big men.

Computerman over there said his favorite dessert was real men...

by illpumpyesilly May 18, 2016

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COMPUTER

computer is another term for gay

bruh your a computer

by Oofer gang123 September 25, 2019

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Computer • compulsive liar • computer science • computard • computer geek • computer-nerd • computer-face • computer illiterate • Computer Nazi • Computer Virus

mix computer

in diving, a computer used to mix gases

"Take a look at this mix computer.
It got a little banged up."

by havrancek February 7, 2009

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lk computes

a gayfag who thinks he is all that and a bag of dicks

lk computes is a fucking idiot.

by ultra gayfag February 10, 2020

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C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)

to clean, when everything is clean, the need to clean excessivley.

NOT A ACTUAL MEDICAL TERM, AT THIS TIME.

husband: what are you doing now?
wife: cleaning the inside of the bleach container..
husband: you have a bad case of C.C.U.D. (COMPULSIVE CLEAN UP DISORDER)

by the future doctor June 10, 2011

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The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.

I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

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