johnny closet

johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.

as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;

" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".

Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!

I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!

Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.

by sir piss pumper September 25, 2013

suspiciously close friends

A state of relationship in which friends treat each other with unusual affection in a carefree manner, outside the context of a formal relationship.

Jenn: "Brett and Karen seem to hang out a lot, are they like a thing?"
Kief: "Naw, they're just suspiciously close friends."

by Carlos Sagan December 19, 2013

Canadian Close line

Covering your arm in maple syrup. Then fisting a girl in the vaginia or ass hole

Wow that Canadian Close Line really got my asshole sticky.

by BH4774 February 9, 2014

Hang-close

An informal salutation, often said by friends when parting. It affirms a sense of mutual reliance, closeness, and trust.

Friend A: 'Yo, homie, man not gonna see you for time, G!'

Friend B: 'Hang-close, bredrin, hang-close.'

Friend A: 'Hang-close yourself, family.'

by philipmash March 15, 2014

Magic Closet

A closet where 2 people go in, and 3 people come out. Sometimes threesomes occur, and sometimes even more.

Steve: Hey Harold, did you see those ladies go into the magic closet just a second ago?
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...

by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp March 11, 2015

thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.

I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.

by goodolick May 8, 2015

category closed

Reference to the end of a category or a show stopping performance at a drag ball.

"The category is....femme queen realness." "Category closed!"

by theiconjenniferlopez June 13, 2016