Call of Duty bitch

1. The best game in existence, at least until 'Gamer' becomes real. Particularly true of the Modern Warfare series as it uses current weapons + assets, theatres & battle scenarios when compared to Black Ops. Seriously, why would someone carry a crossbow to own the shit out of terrorists?

2. A girl who plays COD. This is rare but amazing.

3. Trying to explain to a girl what you've been playing non-stop for the past 11 hours.

1. Random (male): Mannnnnnn, I just shot some faggot with a 0.50 BMG round in the face. Fuck yeah, Call of Duty bitch!!

2. Girl: What the shit, why is there a big ass round in my face?

Random (male): Damn, I just killed the only Call of Duty bitch in the game.

3. Gf: What's that you're playing?

You: It's Call of Duty bitch

Gf: Ahhhhh, that's what I was playing last night, but got shot in the face close up!

You: My dream has come true!

by M0RG0TH May 21, 2011

shot caller

an individual who runs the prison, even respected by the guards. the wardon of the inmates, runs the asylum, unbreakable, high commisary status, mostlikely a lifer and deadly. always keeping people from taking his place.

example being michael santos is a fuckin shot caller

by joshua001 February 28, 2007

Call of Duty Syndrome

A period in which you shouldn't go out in public after playing Call of Duty. Amount of time depends on time played. Symptoms can be hiding or trying to look for an RPG as you see a plane, confusing it for a Harrier Strike. Meeleeing someone when you see them running towards you. And many others.

Guy 1: Look man, a plane!

Guy 2: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHERES MY JAVELIN!

Guy 3: Chill out man, you just have Call of Duty Syndrome.

by the-informant96 February 1, 2010

Booty Call-Out

1. The event of calling someone out on his or her attempt at a booty call.

2. Rejecting the booty call in a possibly humiliating way-letting the booty caller know that you are aware of his or her intentions and you have no interest.

Example 1:
10:53 PM
"So, what're you up to tonight?"
"Watching a movie, what's up?"
"Just thought I would see if you wanted to hang out."
"Really? That's sweet. Maybe you should start asking me that question before 10:30 at night."
"Damn, this is a booty call-out isn't it."
"Mhmm."

Example 2:
"Hey. Do you want to come watch a movie?"
"Do you want to spend time with me instead of genitalia? I'm booty calling you out."

by fly_on_a_wall February 26, 2009

birmingham booty call

The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate, putting it in your partner's ass and then giving it a call.

i really enjoy a birmingham booty call from my husband while i'm fucking his best friend.

by spankers June 14, 2008

bacon call

Same as booty call but preferably includes any form of bacon, such as baconnaise.

A call that will make you squeal like a pig.

Example:
Tim bacon called me last night. We totally porked.

by aram_j January 9, 2011

do not call list

One of the better things Bush has done during his administration. And don't give me that "freedom of speech" bullshit you pansy-licking cock-suckers. The whole reason why it was enacted is because telemarketers are too fucking stupid to understand the basic concept of that if I want something, I'll simply go out and buy it myself, and I don't need you overweight highschool dropout slimeballs ringing me eleven times a day to sell me piano lessons for my children or health insurance courtesy of transmarketglobalmegacorporationsIncorporated.

Thank you, President Bush, for helping me get rid of these inane asshats who don't realize that I don't have the money to buy their stupid shit or give to their retarded political causes.

by C-can January 18, 2004