carpet

a term used only by pro stoners to describe the marijuana consistency when building a joint to ensure that there is an even application of green, so the good stuff isn't all concentrated in on particular area.

Stoner1:'that joint had a nice even carpet'.

Stoner2:'I know, i'm completely fucked'.

Stoner1:'Me too'

Stoner2:'Shall we roll another?'

by Ramona Sanchez November 10, 2008

carpet

modern day drug dealers terms for £300

i'd say thats worth a carpet

by ashley clarke May 20, 2008

Red Carpet Fire

the act of two very horn girls putting their steaming hott vagina's into one another on a red carpet and pretends they are making fire.

"ahhh amelia!!! come closer, we are on the red carpet!"
"Yummy, i like red carpet fire"
"Nureen, your boobs are HARD, let's make RED CARPET FIRE!!!"

by Horny Heaven January 1, 2007

Carpe Diem

Basically the classy version of YOLO.

Mark: I don't really want to go...

Aaron: C'mon man, carpe diem!

by Mightyguy6969 December 6, 2013

carpet

1: A furry lump which can be trod on, peed on, or burnt.
2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.

1: ooooh look a carpet *yoink*
2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!

by pigdog312 January 18, 2007

carperpetuation

Act of sweeping over a piece of lint several times, picking it up, inspecting it, putting it back down, sweeping over it again and it still doesn't pick up.

Self explanitory

by Micool T January 21, 2004

carpetbag

Teabagging as performed by a member of the female gender.

What? I was really bored.

by KirbyTheGenius April 18, 2005