Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.

His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.

by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023

Cancer

Where your car is too rusty, or to the point where you can treat the rust.

“Jeff them old chargers always have cancer”

by Das nuts 69 December 22, 2022

Cancer

Poeple who submit dead and unfunny memes

You are a fat piece of cancer kill you're self

by Kysbitchhopeyoudiepsiysmeguys July 2, 2018

Cancer

Mga gago mo kalaro online

Ang cancer naman ng kaduo nito

by munckin12 May 8, 2023

Cancer

Anytime we play ALT Moralz's creative maps on fortnite

Person 1: load up creative, moralz is here
Person 2: welp, im getting cancer now

by bruh194037 June 21, 2022

Cancer

A cancer is a zodiac sign that is extremely scatterbrained. These signs are very wild and outrageous. Most people think that this sign is awfully quiet but their wrong. A cancer would do any dare, they are very daring and they love to take risks. They like to dance and sing too. Most things these signs talk about are very weird or interesting. Some people don’t even understand what they talk about. They also are very lazy when it comes to chores but when something fun comes up, they are up and ready to go! They love their friends and enjoy hanging out with random people they don’t even know. Never mess with a cancer because they can become very emotional, their anger issues will rise and you won’t be able to walk anymore!

Boy: I SWEAR GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW U CANCER
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*

by MrFabulousSpideyMan November 14, 2020

Cancer

Joe if ur name is Joe and ur bald u have cancer.

Joe u have cancer now time to be curb stomped

by Marinas balls June 27, 2021