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Cana

Cuidado, viene la cana
Be carefull, police is coming
by carlos123 July 25, 2016
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Canadian Border Patrol

This hilariously tragic sex prank is achieved through the following: You begin normally having sex, you then tell her to get on all fours (Doggystyle), all the while covertly aiming her towards a window, immediately after, your friend will come and switch places with you. Then, you will calmly walk past the window, then turn and wave at your misguided partner.
Dude: OMG MAN, MEMBER THAT BITCH JULY?
Guy: Yeah...?
Dude: Me and Man totally pulled a Canadian Border Patrol on her.
Guy: Dude... you're fucked up... In a funny kinda way!
*High five*
by Cpt. Dan May 5, 2008
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canadian

a person who lives in canada, dont talk gangster
we do say eh on occasion, but hey at least we dont have southern accents eh? can take a joke. and only the male gender have penis's. somthing new to you yanks.
oh and by the way americans have french speaking states too.
a country called canada where canadians live...need I say more?
by Kelleh April 13, 2006
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Canada

A place where books cost about $3 to $4 more than in the United States.
Steve: I'm gonna buy books in America and sell them in Canada and make a profit!

Sam & Brian: Canadian dollars are (usually) worth less than US Dollars fucktard so it won't matter!
by JackHole5000 October 4, 2008
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canadianism

1) a word that has origin or is commonly used among canadian culture.
hooser, chinook, slough, grid and eh? are all canadianisms
by j-la August 12, 2003
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Canadian Somersault

A sex act in which a male and female engage in anal intercourse, during which the male shoots the dog of the female. Literally.
Yo, man, I gave this chick a Canadian Somersault the other day! I blew her dog's brains out!
by Kevin "Buddha" January 18, 2008
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Canadian

A citizen of the northernmost country in North America, Canada.
People from other countries commonly stereotype Canadian culture, though usually as a joke, but, sometimes taken seriously.
The most common stereotypes include:
-Living in igloos
-Saying "eh" a lot
-Being overly nice
-Mispronouncing words such as "house", or "about". ("Aboot, Hoose".)
-Being good at hockey
-Having a unique french accent.
-Being "outdoors-y"
-Having a horse-mounted police force
-Lack of military
-A love for maple syrup
-and so forth.

Many sterotypes hold some shred of truth, as every stereotype does.
-The Canadian military is miniscule in relation to it's land mass, though it is able to do it's duty without problem, in and out of the country.
-How Canadians speak depends on the province. Newfoundlanders (or Newfies) in particular.
-The general interest in hockey seems to be higher in Canada, though the lack of teams make it difficult to win a Stanley Cup.

Canadians are usually portrayed in the media as nice people with funny accents, occasionally riding a moose, wearing a toque, and emphasizing "eh" whenever possible.

In the end, Canadians are the same as Americans, and patriotism ruins it.
The average American could just think of a Canadian as someone who grew up in a different state.
Everyone else can think of them as an American who happens to speak french.
This is assuming that American media has had a larger effect on the concerned party.
by LennardLemming July 12, 2010
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