The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"
Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."
Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"
Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"
Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."
Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"
Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"
Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."
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a one night stand planned ahead of time...or....the pre planning of sex.....its when ya call someone and tell em where to meet you and to bring a rubber
that fools out on a boody-call he'll be back later so lets have one of our own right now...boody-call?
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The phrase, "I'm gonna call it," is often used when no other seemingly legitimate excuse is available to the host. It is a method whereby the host can cancel the social activities in order to alot "alone" time for him/herself. These activities vary, but often include: Xbox, self-pleasuring, viewing pornography, and wasting time on the internet.
The phrase, "I'm gonna call it," is often used when no other seemingly legitimate excuse is available to the host. It is a method whereby the host can cancel the social activities in order to alot "alone" time for him/herself. These activities vary, but often include: Xbox, self-pleasuring, viewing pornography, and wasting time on the internet.
1.) "I'm gonna call it, guys." "But it's only ten o'clock on a Friday night." "I know, but I'm tired. I'm gonna call it."
2.) "I know it's only eight-thirty, but I'm gonna call it so I can get up early and clean my room tomorrow."
2.) "I know it's only eight-thirty, but I'm gonna call it so I can get up early and clean my room tomorrow."
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Get the I'm Gonna Call It mug.1. The best game in existence, at least until 'Gamer' becomes real. Particularly true of the Modern Warfare series as it uses current weapons + assets, theatres & battle scenarios when compared to Black Ops. Seriously, why would someone carry a crossbow to own the shit out of terrorists?
2. A girl who plays COD. This is rare but amazing.
3. Trying to explain to a girl what you've been playing non-stop for the past 11 hours.
2. A girl who plays COD. This is rare but amazing.
3. Trying to explain to a girl what you've been playing non-stop for the past 11 hours.
1. Random (male): Mannnnnnn, I just shot some faggot with a 0.50 BMG round in the face. Fuck yeah, Call of Duty bitch!!
2. Girl: What the shit, why is there a big ass round in my face?
Random (male): Damn, I just killed the only Call of Duty bitch in the game.
3. Gf: What's that you're playing?
You: It's Call of Duty bitch
Gf: Ahhhhh, that's what I was playing last night, but got shot in the face close up!
You: My dream has come true!
2. Girl: What the shit, why is there a big ass round in my face?
Random (male): Damn, I just killed the only Call of Duty bitch in the game.
3. Gf: What's that you're playing?
You: It's Call of Duty bitch
Gf: Ahhhhh, that's what I was playing last night, but got shot in the face close up!
You: My dream has come true!
by M0RG0TH May 21, 2011
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Guy 1: Look man, a plane!
Guy 2: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHERES MY JAVELIN!
Guy 3: Chill out man, you just have Call of Duty Syndrome.
Guy 2: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHERES MY JAVELIN!
Guy 3: Chill out man, you just have Call of Duty Syndrome.
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