Turd Cake

A cake whitch is infact made out of turds, a favoured food of turd munchers.

Britney Spears: "mmmmm.... that turd cake sure was nutty Lindsay"

Lindsay Lohan: "Just the way I like it Britney"

by Matt Willy October 26, 2007

Patty Cakes

When a guy is pounding a pussy and slaps the girls ass at the same time

Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Oh Oh Oh! Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!

Kiersten : Harder! Harder!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Damn you sure like them Patty Cakes don't ya!
Kiersten : More More!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : That's it baby keep cummin! Mmmmmmmm!

Jake : Wow you ass is so fine I just love to give you Patty Cakes!

by SlopNChop September 12, 2017

layer cake

Noun. An expansion of the muffin top. A layer cake refers to both the roll of flesh bulging over tight fitting pants as well as the roll, or layer, of fatty flesh created by a tight fitting bra. The combination of fleshy rolls create a layered effect, ergo, the layer cake. While a muffin top can be sported by a woman of any size, a layer cake is a label generally attributed to larger women.

That woman's layer cake is jiggling whilst riding on the back of that motorcycle.

by KingConyers September 8, 2009

layer cake

The end result of a collection of persons defecating in the same toilet without flushing, or indeed putting the loo roll in said toilet, in which the effort of a group creates a fantastic art piece the family or indeed friends can enjoy.

Come on Jim squeeze 1 out, with your effort we'll have created the perfect layer cake!

by captianawesomewithbignads May 7, 2009

nigger cakes

An excess build up of white antiperspirant deodorant left in the crevices of the underarm. Made famous by LL Cool J. Circa early 90's

when that guy slammed dunked on johnny, his nigger cakes slid across his forehead like butter.

by pablo diablo bukkake October 13, 2008

carrot-cake

(noun)
1.A cake made with walnuts and carrot gratings. Usually made by your mum or grandma.
2.The term used to decribe a cake face who has used too much fake tan.

1.OMG mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!
2.Oh greaaat, Carrot-Cake and that un-evolved ape over there are playing tonsil hockey again...

by Noor , xx March 16, 2008

Packaged Cake

A cake (usually of the birthday/party variety) that has come into contact with male genitalia.

That bitch pissed me off, so for her birthday I gave her a packaged cake.

by the_tmo_rebirth February 13, 2006