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Breather

An unusually large bowel movement; so large part of it extends beyond the surface of water in the toilet bowl. Feces in this situation is said to be "breathing" or a "breather" as it appears to be coming up for air.
"I ate a bowl of Kashi last night and just dropped a huge breather."
by AaronLPeterson January 23, 2009
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cucumber breath

Cucumber or cukes is made up of 90% water, which is easily digested, but what happens with the other 10%? The problem is that this % accumulates along the sides and roof of your mouth, and a largre portion of this percent subsides just before your airvalves. When a person breathes a very distant (almost matched to garlic breathe) smell exhales from your mouth, this is called "Cucumber breath."

It is regarded among many as a vile form of behaviour and many proffesionals recommend that one only eats cucummber in private. Not to be shared as a social food or treat. Also watch out for 'Persian Cucumbers' as their smell is much worse.
Jenna: "Hey babe, your breathe is honking (Holds nose)"
Stephen: "But all I had was this measely cucumber..."
Jenna: "Eeuw! Haven't you heard of 'Cucumber Breathe'? Sorry babe, but your gonna have to wait for your anniversary present."
Stephen: "(Sulks)."
by Jacob Ladizwi May 2, 2008
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crazy frog with bad breath

someone with a bald head and big eyes who's breath smells really bad
"hey that guy over there looks like a Crazy frog"

"i know i just went to talk with him and his breath stinks of shit, take some mints, he's the crazy frog with bad breath"
by swansea December 12, 2007
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cock breath

From Latin meaning, a cum-guzzler, a pole smoker, a person who loves deez nuts in their mouth. A girl names Kelly who is a dike.
What did you have for lunch cock breath? Some cock?
by Jebus January 26, 2005
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Hot Breath Oven (HBO)

When one's breath smells as if small rodents and boofonky have been roasting inside. Creating a Hot Breath Oven (HBO)
Person 1: HO MAH LAWD! Did you smell that librarian's breath?!

Person: YES! My goodness. It was was smelling like Hot Breath Oven (HBO)!
by Nielypoo July 22, 2010
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Pussy breath

When a girl's pussy stank
Guy:pulls down girls pants
Girl's pussy:stanks
Guy:damn that's some bad pussy breath
by Alaskanpipeline69420 May 1, 2020
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Merkin breath

One who's breath smells of a merkin due to excessive cock sucking.
Have you had Dick in your mouth again Derek? You have Fucking merkin breath
by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004
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