Bread Lady

1. A Bread Lady is when somthing is not funny but when trying to tell it you cant stop laughing at it because it is so stupid, ruinign the joke.
2. When a person says "No because you just squished the bread and you are not even sorry" in response to a child wanting a candy bar.

Look look over there it is the bread lady!

by Danielfromsomwhere April 25, 2008

Break bread

To have a girl spread her ass cheeks open for you.

Janice was so horny she break bread for me.

by Leeb127 August 11, 2016

breaking bread

When a hooker chooses a new pimp she needs to prove herself by earning some cash and forking it over.

Pimp: Biatch.. if you wan me to pimp you, i need to see what your ass is made of.

Hoe: Aight, I'll make you some money and we'll be breaking bread on Tuesday.

by larzen November 1, 2007

Wheat Bread

Another term use for a flavor cigar ,that is use to roll up a blunt.

SK: Yo Dave,what you doing tonight after work man?
DL: Man I don't know? I might go to da crib and make me a phat sandwich with that kush.
SK: YO sir, can I come over & hit that with you?
DL: Yea man. You got any wheat bread? Only honey man!
SK: Yea man I got a extra box in my car. We can use all of that tonigh man!

by Shaunjon November 8, 2006

Egyptian Bread Helmet

During the 2011 Egyptian Revolution, in a protest against Mubarak, this is a form of armor used. Very vulnerable to seagulls and other birds. Also when a middle eastern man forces sexual intercourse on a bakers daughter.

Greg- "I hear Ahab the Arab uses an Egyptian Bread Helmet.."

Bill- "You hear a lot of stupid shit..."

by Mr. Creeps March 21, 2011

fairy bread

An Australian practice usually endulged upon at "Aussie bbq's". It is described as The act of ejactlating on someone's pelvic area, then covering said ejaculatum with 100's & 1000's.

"Poita: that Sharon chick is a bit of orright!"
"Robbo: yeh, nah I heard grundy gave her some fairy bread behind the bouncy castle."

by Mr.s.james December 3, 2015

butter yo bread

To liberally apply butter or margarine to one's lover's buns (buttocks) in preparation for anal sex.

Baby gurl come over here, I'm gonna butter yo bread tenderly ;)

by BG42 October 6, 2016