crab battle

Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.

Steve: "hey did you see that new movie that came out-"
John: "CRAB BATTLE!!!"

*Steve spear tackles John*

by lysdexiar31 March 14, 2007

batter splatter

1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.

2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.

1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."

guy 2: "That'll show that tool."

2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."

by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010

batted

To send someone's shit in basketball. Pretty much means when they put up a shot attempt, you send that shit into oblivion.

Nice block! You batted the shit outta that fool!

by cheapsoot November 30, 2011

battle pass

The assortment of different items given upon your level placed in different tiers.In the well known game of fortnite.

“Ye mate, I just got to battle pass rank two”

by Beastly55x February 13, 2018

battapattafishispatta

An word that is not understood when spoken.

When I battapattafishispatta in town, it tends to get dark before I return.

by Scott K Clark March 7, 2007

battered woman

1) Woman who has had pancake batter thrown on her.
2) Woman whose hair or appendages are caught in mixer while preparing cake batter.
3) Woman in softball league who was formerly a pitcher, but is now a batter.

Emily's pitching arm wore out, so the team made her a Battered Woman.

by norman December 5, 2003

batter

In Ireland the verb to batter is used as a slang for sexual intercourse.

"Jaysus I'm tellin' ya Mick, I battered her last night!"

by Eiméid October 3, 2005