A contest in which 2 or more people see who can achieve an erection first without visual or physical stimulation. These contests are generally announced at random and proven simply by showing the bulge in the pants. A boner race can not be announced if a contestant already has an erection. All contestants must start completely flaccid (this is of course based on the honor system). Cheating is grounds for immediate disqualification from all future boner races. The integrity of the sport must be upheld.
by JD Millions March 15, 2011
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by SilenceIKeelYou March 29, 2011
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Getting extremely excited for something but nothing happens happen so in the end your hopes are crushed.
Person 1:Kevin dude we won the contest!!
Person 2:No way dude thats awesome!
Person 1:Ohh wait never mind, thats not us.
Person 2:Ahhh dude you just gave me a false boner.
Person 2:No way dude thats awesome!
Person 1:Ohh wait never mind, thats not us.
Person 2:Ahhh dude you just gave me a false boner.
by David Munafo January 30, 2009
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Get the Papa Boner's mug.A guy who can fill in for you when your girl wants to have sex and, for whatever reason, you are unable to handle the deed. A guy who will loan you his bone so your chick doesn't trip, and then will leave when the job is done.
Girl: What's wrong baby?
Boy: I don't know...i guess i'm tired or something.
Girl: Should I send dude a text and see what he is doing right now? Maybe he has a loaner boner I can use tonight?
Boy: I don't know...i guess i'm tired or something.
Girl: Should I send dude a text and see what he is doing right now? Maybe he has a loaner boner I can use tonight?
by hoo dat October 10, 2011
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Wife: "Are you ready to have sex again?"
Me: "No, this is just a ghost boner."
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Me: "No, this is just a ghost boner."
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by Scrotumator March 13, 2012
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Don't stare too hard at those beautiful sexy girls, or you might end up with an epic public boner fail.
by kotekecik December 14, 2011
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