ride-or-die-bitch

1. someone who is down for you no matter what.
2. Yo nigga fo life

That's my ride-or-die-bitch right there.

by CandyEyesand KillaThighs November 1, 2006

trifling bitch

The textbook trifling bitch. You know, the one that cheats on you, snoops in your belongings, tells you how much she's not over you then immediately goes and sleeps with a married guy who's almost as old as my mom. Yeah, that girl.

I don't have time for that trifling bitch.

by Jesse Eddleman August 29, 2008

ebay bitch

One who rides Microsoft Excel all day. Taking bad pictures in poor lighting and writing up bullshit descriptions of stuff your boss wants put upon eBay.

"Hey Alex, Paul wants 40 things up on eBay today."

"Well ok I'll just re-use 50 things these deadbeat auction winners never paid for"

"You truly are, a lazy eBay bitch, Alex."

by Mr. Asshole January 27, 2007

Resting Bitch Voice

A trait where everything someone says comes out as bitchy or sarcastic, regardless of actual intent.

"Is Jacob going to come out with us?"
"I don't know. He said he'd 'love to come, sounds like lots of fun', but it sounded like he was making fun of me with that resting bitch voice of his."

by chefBR January 16, 2016

ugly ass bitch

One that exhibits all the qualities of a bitch, but is also ugly as hell. The typical treatment of an ugly ass bitch involves being thrown flights of stairs by anyone worthy of determining the status of ugly ass bitches.

"Do you know Cameron Prevatte?"
"Cam? Yea, I threw that ugly ass bitch down the stairs yesterday."

by DeathToParrots May 27, 2008

Basic bitch

Boring. Wears leggings as pants and uggs with shorts.
Likes/has any items or clothes that have anchors, infinite symbols or dream catchers.

Drinks starbucks.

Posts too many selfies.
Posts pictures of her feet while in the tub.
Straightens hair when she already has straight hair.
Rue 21

Uggs and shorts in the summer? Oh you know shes a basic bitch

Omg, lets go drink starbucks and get infinite symbols tattoed on us!

by Realwebster October 7, 2014

Twilight Bitch

a female that has usually never read the books and only saw the movie (couldve read the book and saw the movie but still the term "twilight bitch" is determined by the following behavior): acts like it's the biggest deal ever, thinks that Edward is the hottest thing since shaved pubes, buys thousands of dollars of twilight memorabilla, gets hair done like Bella in hopes of getting ass rammed by a rabinous vampire, and hates anyone who didn't see the movie, Twilight Bitch will soon over-populate the scenes (scene kids, scenesters, scenexcore, etc...) which overpopulated the emo kids after the popularity of Oli Sykes and Craig Mabbit rose to dangerous levels, which over-populated the goths which over-populated the punks, etc...

Izzy: eww have you seen this guy named Robert Pattinson, he's so ugly!

*4 years later*

Izzy: O.M.G!! Edward from Twilight is like so smexy!! he makes me have the BIGGEST orgasm.

Smart kid: thats the same person you said was ugly 4 years ago...

Izzy: NO ITS NOT!! cause Edward's a vampire and everyone knows vampires are the sexiest!

Smart kid: when did you decide that? when Twilight came out?

Other kid: come to think of it, every girl decided that vampires are sexy since Twilight came out.

Smart Kid: Izzy is such a Twilight Bitch

by PrenoctopussSejonjon January 3, 2009