Birthday Kiss

Oral sex as a birthday present.

You're getting a birthday kiss

by Boristhespider12 June 17, 2010

biot

It means cool and amazing.

Bts' biot - bts' cool
you're biot - you're amazing

by Arigato Nya June 9, 2021

Biotch

Any person that will go to the Quik-Stop and buy you a 4D.

Go and get me a 4D, Biotch!!

by Benner January 16, 2004

birth control

1.) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with.

2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.

Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it.

Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?

by poortourcheredsoul October 7, 2010

Bioturd

(bi)- O- (turd)
1.) The end result of one's foolishness during sexual intercourse.
2.) To refer to one's offspring.

Forget it dude, she's got a bioturd!
Don't forget to grab the bioturd seat!
John and Mary were so happy to bring their bioturd home from the hospital.

by thatdudewade November 16, 2009

Tioch Bioch

A really bitchy teacher. For a further explanation ask Marcameelius Hoseyspiere.

Mr. El-Dammanation

by J Sizzle October 16, 2003

giving birth to Pazuzu

Death or a close brush thereof.

To die.

Oh shit! I was running away from Santa the other night and I tripped over a cat. Man, i almost gave birth to Pazuzu back there!

by Dutchess of Pork March 19, 2005