double burrito

When one burrito simply isn't enough to fill the large urge you have to devour burritos.

Or when wrapped up in a blanket to resemble a human burrito and someone wishes to join in on the cuddling, making it a double burrito.

Boy- Man, I'm so toasty in my blanket. I'm a human burrito!
Girl- That looks comfy and I'm kinda chilly. Can I join your burrito?
Boy- Of course! Double burrito is best burrito!

by KawaiiKaley April 5, 2016

Naked Burrito

When you eat a burrito naked in a closet and cry because your life sucks

P1- what did you do last night

P2- just pulled a naked burrito

by Xtremecows July 17, 2016

Wet burrito

Another term for a blowjob

Yo, did you hear Sarah gave Matt a wet burrito in the stairwell

by DirtyJersey99 October 26, 2016

love burrito

A semi-semen covered burrito

After a night filled of adultery and mouth full of semen, Jane regretfully ordered a burrito she couldnt finish eating. Surprisingly, she went home to a hungry husband. He swallowed every bit of the love burrito.

by Lovemaker565 March 14, 2011

wet burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates (takes a nicely logged shit) in the woman's vagina.

Sure, the sex was great, but nothing tops the wet burrito I gave the bitch when I was done.

by N8 Dogg November 4, 2003

Burrito Eater

American who thinks they're eating authetic Mexican food when in fact Mexicans usually eat tacos.

Mirar el "burrito eater" alla. Jaja

by Tempest April 25, 2017

Berridge

The act of being so overweight your mom is dead and you can't see your knob... and your brother is a pedo.

"Yo yo yo dawg. Have I ever told you you're such a Berridge"

by Eskimotits420 May 19, 2019