Badger

Someone who’s a game ropey bastard.

Person 1: Did you hear Jacob popped a couple of garrys then pissed on a 50 year olds mouth
Person 2: the kids a badger

by CraigDackAttack January 12, 2026

Cracked badge

A police officer gone bad.

"It seems like all the cops in Florida are on the take. What a bunch of cracked badges."

by Bird the Word January 2, 2009

gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.

He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'

by phoenix steel March 10, 2008

Ass Badge

A funny/weird badge of choice awarded to the person getting the most ass in a set group of friends that is agreed to be worn at all times until they are "dethroned" by another member in the group.

I'm getting the Ass Badge tonight!

by Downtown Girls June 19, 2008

P-badge

The most delicious treat in the world; Another name for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Holy shit, I'm loving this P-badge!

by Frunkel January 28, 2010

mackerel badger

When you flatulate, say this to let others know you've farted but you don't want to say it outright. Originated from Invercargill we believe, and can also be shortened to 'maccy badge'

*farts* 'mackerel badger!' teacher: what? class: *giggles*

by yeah,nah October 28, 2010

burrowing badger

an animal who represents characteristics anyone would desire such as hardwork, dependibilty, funness, and coolness. They are however, allergic to gold and opposed to common belief, do not chunk wood like woodchucks.

Bob's Jordan wanted to be like the burrowing badger it saw prancing in the prairie.

by swhale January 2, 2011