Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.
I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.
by Cornchip69 May 20, 2022
Get the sped in the bed mug.n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.
by gingapowa March 1, 2011
Get the coming out of the tanning bed mug.a phrase you can use when you see hot person you want to have sex with or just want to cuddle and/or watch a movie with
example 1
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?
Girl - we can see a movie if you want to?
example 2
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?
Girl - wanna fuck?
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?
Girl - we can see a movie if you want to?
example 2
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?
Girl - wanna fuck?
by Heyyyygirl123456789 July 9, 2019
Get the I can see my self in your bed mug.by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
Get the We Will Not Shit on the Bed mug.When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,
everyone think you meant house
nope
you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,
or you're just a virgin.
everyone think you meant house
nope
you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,
or you're just a virgin.
"911 whats your emergency"
"911 there's someone in my bed"
"There was a break in?"
"There's someone in my bed"
"Should I send someone?"
*hangs up*
"911 there's someone in my bed"
"There was a break in?"
"There's someone in my bed"
"Should I send someone?"
*hangs up*
by im a very person so yeah January 21, 2021
Get the 911 there's someone in my bed mug.by boopsnoop August 6, 2021
Get the Getting the oxen out of my bed mug.When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.
The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*
by Big.Brain.Loser May 10, 2022
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