canada's history

Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!

"The future of canada's history looks alot brighter than that broke ass neighbor to the south!"

by egokills February 17, 2010

canada's history

a very kinky and skill full sex act

The first scene of the porno envolved canada's history

by lovableditz February 19, 2010

Canada's History

Before this sex act begins, the man spends an hour cementing maple syrup onto his penis to add bulk. The woman assumes a headstand and begins performing fellatio on the man while he shoves a moose antler up the woman's vagina as far as he can. The woman then gets on her knees as the man uses an antique rifle from the war of 1812 to fire a rubber rod up the woman's anus. The man then shoves various Canadian currency up the woman's vagina and fills her mouth with moose droppings while several other men masturbate into a Stanley Cup. After they ejaculate, the semen is used to draw a Canadian Flag onto the woman's back.

Jill: Hey Ashley guess what.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.

by Dj Twinfrenzy March 3, 2010

Makin' History

this is a crazy term , in which i use to the fullest everyday , cause everytime you do something in you mind or visual , the time that passes everyday can never happen again at that exact time so life burns and kills through a day so i live life everyday to the fullest and push my dreams goals and achievements to the top everyday exceed to all ic an and then its a new day toamrrow so i keep this everyday like it could be my last , take risks everyday there is a world out there that strives for new things everyday and what doesnt get done will never get done so makin' history is my way of life that keeps me goin everyday its more of a moto than a history lesson but putting the past behid you is one thing but makeing your past somethign you remmeber and so do others is where this chimes in you dont understand the desire its the want to go out and make history , that is almost what i live by i am very diffrent in the world of society , when it comes to something i want to do and i strive for its impression to set in and i make... my moves with what i have formed to be presented . i am here to bring the new life and era to next generation , and show others what it takes . that ,what means the most to you, shows, you have to take the risks to get where you want to be , you make who you are by your actions ,and for me im trying to make it more than just a goal or an achievement in life itself...its Makin' History at its fullest.. grandma swaggin

you make this real so everyday before you await think and make it an impression which you will remember Makin' history

by Makin' History December 1, 2010

History Bomb

Deleting any history of dirty things on your computer

Porn
Omegle
Urban Dictionary

Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.

Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.

by SecretCPU May 13, 2011

History report

gay and annoying inconvienance. the source of evil.

i have a history report to finish before tomorrow! fuck!

by EmilyWaddell December 15, 2008

History of Economic Thought

A lesson for undergraduate economics classes. Economists those died hundreds of years ago can still fuck your mind because of this lesson. Some of them claim that value can only be determined by demand and others begin to blend them by being foolish, because, according to them value can only be determined by supply or something fucking else.

I used to think that Karl Marx is a merit figure in history because he tried to solve the poverty problem but now i think he's fucking crazy. You will see his name in everywhere if you are am economics student. In Sociology, in macroeconomics, in microeconomics, in comparative world economy, in politics...

In 2nd the January which is follower of the 2015's first day, i have a final term for History of Economic Thought.

by ch32 April 4, 2015