Dusty Baker

(n.) One who understands Neifi's value to a ballclub, dude.

Quotes from Dusty Baker, dude:

"I don't have no boys. They're all my boys Neifi Perez . It's just like being parents. You try not to have any favorites. A lot of times your favorites are, at that time, who's doing the job."

"On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me. The problem we have to address more than anything is the home run problem."

"I was running lineups through my head, dude. I mean, we already got Neifi back and at the time we still had Jose Macias."

by KChiCubs October 15, 2006

hannah baker

Hannah Baker is a character from the tv series "Thirteen reasons why" who committed sucide.

My favourite character in thirteen reason why is Hannah Baker. I love how her character really showed people the effects of what your words can do to others

by Amazing1234444 April 13, 2017

Bakersfield

a large city filled with people who have too much town pride for the disgusting shithole they live in. the air can give you lung fungus, and females cannot walk five feet down Union street without being accosted by fat, horny Mexicans in search of a good time. the population continues to grow because of the plentifulness of weed and meth, bringing in at least ten immagrant drug addicts from LA everyday. it's unbearably hot in the summer because this is, indeed, hell, and bitingly cold in the winter because Satan is cheap and never pays the heating bill so PG&E gets pissed and shuts off the heat. if you should ever have the misfortune of coming here, stay far away from Oildale unless you wish to have you nostrils assaulted by the scent of weed and taco meat.

Girl: Hey we're in Bakersfield
Boy: Shit..... I always knew I was going to hell

by istabyoudie May 1, 2011

baked

to smoke a shit load of weed.

I just smoked a fuck load of weed and god...im baked.

by fonzie. November 27, 2006

fully baked

Completely impaired by marijuana. It is a reference to the movie "half-baked" but replacing "half" with "fully"

dude, last night, we smoked like 2 complete ounces each, we were all fully baked!

by sluttyskunkmonkey October 22, 2007

twice baked russet

When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.

I had no idea I was in for a twice baked russet.

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

thunder baked

getting completely baked to the point where you will: remember absolutely nothing the next morning, devour any food in sight, laugh constantly

I walked slowly to the kitchen and when I opened the cabinet to grab some poptarts there were none; "oh yeah", I thought to myself, "I was thunder baked last night so there probably is no food left at all"

by Raekeon October 4, 2008