automatic flush grief

The disappointed feeling you have when the automatic flush at Wal-Mart flushes the toilet before you have time to inspect your recently deposited fecal matter.

Colan had automatic flush grief when the toilet at Wal-Mart automatically flushed before he had time to inspect his recently deposited fecal matter.

by petermante April 28, 2011

Autocucumber

A slang term do describe when autocorrect catastrophically fails, popular in the UK.

"I got totally ducked last night"
"Ducked?"
"God damn autocucumber!"

by Benitokun January 23, 2015

autox

AutoX is a driving skill contest conducted on courses that emphasize car handling and agility rather than speed or power. The course consists of straight sections and connecting turns or corners, as marked by pylons, generally resembling a miniature road course. If a driver displaces a pylon during a run a one second time penalty will be assessed (cumulative for each pylon displaced). Failure to complete the course in the correct order will result in a score of "Did Not Finish" (DNF). Each driver will get three attempts on the AutoX Course with their best time counting toward the overall score.

autox in a parking lot, around a coned off course

by TomD September 18, 2008

head automatica

the best side project ever created. Daryl Palumbo's gonna break up with GJ and this will be the only thing left.

1. Don't say i don't cut when i do, i do, i do
Don't say we're healing when it's just not what we do.

2. Baby, is this love for real?

3. In and out I'm dancing.

by You Stole my Wristwatch August 7, 2004

autoandrophilia

A sexual paraphilia where a biological female is sexually aroused by seeing herself as a man.

"Phoebe turns on everytime she puts on men's clothes due to her autoandrophilia. She is not a trans boy"

by dv689 March 27, 2020

autochorisexual

Can be aroused by porn or masterbation but does not look for sexual relations with a partner

Stacy is autochorisexual so she can masterbate to porn but don't whisper in her ear, she may cry.

by WorldsOfCats December 29, 2014

autograt

a tip that is included as a charge on a restaurant bill rather than left to a diner's discretion.

The Cooker: "those fuckers just took off without leaving the bartender a tip."
Pete Dick: "well, not really, they just think they did, I could see that based on their ethnicity that they were not going to leave her anything so I told her to put on an autograt."
Bartender: "you guys were right, I owe you a free pitcher."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008