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Gentleman Asshole

The type of guy that would open doors for his lady but the moment she starts getting out of line he will stand up for himself not caring about the double standards.
“Honey I’m not an asshole, I’m a gentleman asshole, there is a different.”
by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022
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Asshole Vibing

When a man and a woman are spooning, the mans penis is inserted into the womans asshole and they just lay there and spoon.
me and my girlfriend were asshole vibing yesterday! it was amazing!
by AetherJK March 13, 2020
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asshole-worthiness

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have
"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."
by Cool Cat 224 May 24, 2015
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sewer asshole

When a female or male has so much anal sex that their anus stays open for an extended period of time the name comes from the fact it can be compared to an open sewer hole.
guy 1- has Jenny let you do anal yet?
guy 2- yeah actually think I gave her sewer asshole
by zombie prepper August 10, 2017
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Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.
I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.
by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022
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Asshole Scraper

The occupation of scraping the crust from around a persons anus
My friend Austin is the best Asshole Scraper I know!
by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022
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rhetorical asshole

When someone specifically asks rhetorical questions to incite an argument.
by sweetazz June 27, 2017
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