yard apple

A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.

Uncle Jim got wasted last Christmas and left a huge yard apple until we found it in the spring.

by Suburban Brewer December 2, 2013

apple purist

Someone who is an Apple fanboy and believes that Apple products should not be adulterated; no third party cases, jailbreaks or non-approved accessories.

You know those Apple purists, they hate people doing anything different to their iPhone's.

by AddictedToday May 13, 2015

apple tourettes

The stream of expletives caused when trying to do what should be a simple task on itunes

It has taken so long to try to add music using itunes that i developed a bad case of apple tourettes

by Rachox August 8, 2015

apple tourettes

The stream of expletives caused when trying to do what should be a simple task on itunes

It has taken so long to try to add music using itunes that i developed a bad case of apple tourettes

by Rachox August 8, 2015

apple fest

When you take a large amount of apples then drill holes in each of them. Once this step is done you fuck the living shit out of each of them

Josh went to the grocery store to have an apple fest

by Kjay Shieu August 21, 2015

Fuzzy Apple

A peach.

"Fuzzy apples and cream is type of dessert."

by jmanjunk September 7, 2016

apple stroodle

Where you cum and piss at the same time.

I just apple stroodled.

by xxx__Yolo_Swagger__21_xxxx December 9, 2016