Apple Extremists

Someone who praises Apple at all costs

Apple: Introducing the Apple Mac Pro starting at $10,000
Everyone: Cool!
Apple: Introducing the Apple Mac Pro Wheels starting at $100
Everyone: What?!? Why?
Apple Extremists: Excellent choice love Tim Cook

by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020

apple milkshake

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.

I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.

by Revolution April 26, 2019

Apple Monday

Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!

James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!

by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022

Apple-Panning

When a restaurant raises its prices while lowering its quality. The term comes from the notable Los Angeles restaurant "The Apple Pan" that was notorious for Apple-Panning.

That used to be my go-to poke place but they started Apple-Panning.

by DF9119 April 23, 2023

Fuzzy Apple

A peach.

"Fuzzy apples and cream is type of dessert."

by jmanjunk September 7, 2016

Eat the apple!

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".

SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"

by Alby2141 November 19, 2022

Apple fridder

A delicious treat.

I would really like an apple fridder.

by I seriously don't know May 30, 2018