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Appict

One who downloads every app on the app store
Anybody with over 5 pages of apps that they dont use is an Appict
by Appict69 July 6, 2009
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Apocalypse me

Having sex that's hot, sweaty, dirty, and entirely without consequence..as if the world was coming to an end.
That chick from the gym is so fucking hot, I wish she'd just throw me on the locker room floor and apocalypse me like there's no tomorrow!
by CharlieSheenWINNING March 22, 2011
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Apps-tinence

When a couple's sex life ends because one or more members has just gotten an iPhone.
I need to get laid, every since my girlfriend got her new iphone we have been practicing apps-tinence.
by mj19852012 January 17, 2012
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aPhone

Any basic phone that you can only use to make calls and send texts: a phone that isn't a smartphone.
A: "My phone died yesterday, so I'm getting a new one."
B: "Sweet, are you getting the new iPhone?"
A: "Naw man, just aPhone."
by luciferijaner October 4, 2012
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aposematist

A sociopathic person who undergoes prominently visible body modifications which are repulsive in nature and/or who exhibits unpleasant, antisocial tattoos.
The purpose of such body mutilation by a sociopath is overtly to display socially hostile attitudes and so discourage normal people from engaging with the wearer. Aposematists often identify themselves with other socially inadequate and hostile misfits with similarly repulsive markings. These displays are also narcissistically arrogant in nature and create a sense of individuality in the wearers.

Wearers of body modifications that are relatively unique and which may be considered artistic and imaginative are not necessarily antisocial in attitude.

However, prominently displayed and in-your-face body piercings and accoutrements designed to shock and repulse viewers, which the vast majority of people would consider to be unsightly disfigurements are evidence of sociopathic aposematism.
by Fritsy Bitsy November 28, 2012
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AppleBee's Boy

When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.

If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.

What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's
"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."
by GnarlyNosenugget January 19, 2016
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Apologetic Mushroom

Originally from Kuroko No Basuke; a person who blames themselves for everything, and constantly apologises for their existence.
Hannah: *picks up phone* Hello?
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!
by ThemorriganXIII May 22, 2018
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