I was just about to do that

When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it

"are you doing the washing up? I was just about to do that."

by YeetedFeeted April 21, 2022

alright dw about it

Dw ( don’t worry ) about it meaning they want you to shut ya stupid Ass up.

“Megan the car won’t start can u put some gas in later ?”
Megan : “I would but the car won’t start “

“…alright dw about it bruh”

by shenenah May 14, 2025

"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.

Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.

by Penis Alota August 07, 2024

Im about to monkey

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat

Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!

by ClicktyClackTheBadBihIsBack26 June 15, 2022

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

Maybe, I'll think about it.

No.

"Do you wanna hang out with Cathy and bobby and watch the bachelor?"
" Maybe, I'll think about it."

by Tom_banjo July 01, 2017

do something about it

something people say when getting ready to fight. mainly used in schools and the hood

person 1: ay bro what you doin this my girl
person 2: do something about it then
person 1: oh ill do something
person 2: then square up bruv

by jbhuihjuuu October 18, 2021