Patrick

a guy who is always reliable and you can count on him, but he cant count

me: omg hi patrick
Patrick: what comes after 2?

by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021

St. Patrick's day troll

A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.

Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!

by tutyakbi April 3, 2011

Patrick

Patrick is a lizard but unforgettable.

He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.

What is a lizard? Patrick

by Patrickisacretin November 22, 2021

Patrick

A guy who used some 14 year old girl for sex

Ew don’t be Patrick

by nono:) May 3, 2018

Patrick

Someone who loves himself yet says he wants to die, awesome is their favorite word, eats to much candy and cookies that it becomes a problem, usually has curly hair and obsessed with ships that make no sense.

Wow Patrick feel better about yourself!

by Dxjfxxfxf November 13, 2017

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Man I got all Patrick Shwavy last night I even kissed a dude

by Wrandb04 December 16, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. when you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

yooo i just did a Patrick shwavy

by Matteo132 December 16, 2019