don't buff my pylon

Prison slang for "switch over the telly".

I'm bored of this Eastenders omnibus! Don't buff my pylon, thank you.

by Peter O'Hanrahanrahan December 17, 2008

don't hold your breath

When people hold their breaths, it's mean they're expecting something happen. So this means as an advice that "don't expect, it will not happen"

You can’t touch me now there’s no feeling left
If you think I’m coming back don’t hold your breath
What you did to me boy I can’t forget
If you think I’m coming back don’t hold your breath
(Lyric Don't Hold Your Breath - Nicole Scherzinger)

by SunnyApple July 19, 2011

what is this I don't even

An phrase used (usually on the internet) when something is so mind-blowingly stupid that you don't even have words to describe it.

Also used to indicate confusion.

Also see wat.

hitler4EVAR114: Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

inoscopedjfk69: what is this I don't even

by Luthian November 2, 2011

I don't mean to be rude

I'm about to be rude, but I don't care, so brace yourself.

Person 1: I don't mean to be rude, but I completely hate you and wish you would burn in hell.

Person 2: WTF?

by lynz87 August 23, 2011

i don't fucking know

An angry expression of ignorance generally used in response to a specific inquiry.

- How do you think the cat got up there?
- I don't fucking know!

by FuckIfIKnow November 26, 2013

Oh no, you don't

A tacky comment often heard by E.D. Walker, usually when being harrassed by her corny husband.

Dammit Kerry, stop tickling me! Oh no, you don't!!!

by MCP December 29, 2004

Don't Touch The Baby's Milk!

1. The baby's milk that you should not touch.
2. Something that you should not touch.

1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"

2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!

by dixintha March 26, 2008