the legitist name used to describe someone ultra super duper amazing that is wayy sexier than you and can do anything mucho mucho better and you love them wayy more then they love you
by poptard(: March 14, 2010
Get the pookey bearmug. 
an alcoholic avalanche that will bring utter chaos to you and everyone around you. its pretty much bad ass......
an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)
an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)
take one bear fucker and you dance with a fat chick. take two bear fuckers and youll throw up on a fat chick. take three bear fuckers and youll throw up in the drunk tank
by bigwillystylesallinit November 30, 2009
Get the bear fuckermug. The product of a California Golden Bear and a Cocker Spaniel. These tremendous creatures are renown for their beauty as well as their abilities to outrun cheetahs and down triceratops on the African Savanna. Legends tell that these animals can communicate with almost any lifeform using the ubiquitous 'kayla-speak', a basic language composed of gesticulations, sneezing, and woo-woo barking. The animals also have a penchant for world exploration and sea-faring, although require Kayla-bear-sized life vests to do both at once.
Person 1: That is the cutest dog I have ever seen!
Person 2: I know what you mean, but that is not a dog, its a Kayla Bear.
Person 1: Oh! They were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs, right?
Person 2 (knowingly): All archaeological evidence seems to indicate as much.
Person 2: I know what you mean, but that is not a dog, its a Kayla Bear.
Person 1: Oh! They were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs, right?
Person 2 (knowingly): All archaeological evidence seems to indicate as much.
by Gingeahballs June 25, 2008
Get the Kayla Bearmug. 
The tiny bears that sneak up when you're not paying attention and untie your shoes.
Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.
Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.
by Scoopy_Pigeon April 5, 2011
Get the Shoelace Bearsmug. Me : Not for nuttin, all jokes aside, you know what i mean. The load is late.
Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR
Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR
by dj radness August 5, 2009
Get the bear polarmug.