The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.
To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.
by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006
Get the pink smelly hammermug. Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
by Into the night September 25, 2023
Get the Hammered horse meatmug. Referring to a male who has enlarged penis
by C.Stuart. November 24, 2019
Get the new york hammermug. by poldfghhh February 10, 2010
Get the moosehorn blind hammermug. by Poop on the ceiling March 24, 2019
Get the sad hammer hoursmug. When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.
by Lean Beef December 10, 2015
Get the Guatemalan War Hammermug. Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
Get the Star Spangle Hammeredmug.