Wilson

"I pray with every heart of the humans on this universe because you have a
purpose you will regain. Your steps and strength, and become better in the
name of Jesus you are healed"-Wilson

-dude we should pray
-yea let's Wilson together

by Domiiii June 15, 2021

Wilson

When you're on the pull and one of you draws the short straw and goes home with the cast away

Ah mate, Dan ended up going home with a Wilson

by Elmarto July 9, 2021

Wisconsin payback

When your lady cheats on you, you fuck the cheaters lady in the ass as an act of payback.

Dan's lady ain't gonna shit right for a week after the Wisconsin payback I gave her.

by 12wellhung July 22, 2021

Wisconsin Jackhammer

When a guy cums, a female repeatedly punches him in the groin

Guy 1 - “Why does Tommy have an ice pack on his crotch?”
Guy 2 - “His girl back home gave him a Wisconsin Jackhammer last night.”
Guy 1 - “Such a lucky fella

by TrollHunter95 November 6, 2021

wisconsinsmith

sexy amazing beautiful woman i’m so proud of her she has been through so much and she needs to remember that even when she goes through tough times she is still worth everything in the world

omg do you follow wisconsinsmith in tiktok?
yes she’s got a kermit the from pfp whattt

by uhhhanywaysmovingon September 2, 2021

Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

Wisconsin

A state that only has Summer for 30 minutes

"Dude it went from 85° to 20° degrees in a matter of mins...."

"Welcome to Wisconsin, John"

by Tornado dude September 7, 2021