Window

The thing you roll up to not let the stank out

"Roll up that window you're lettin the stank out!"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Beaten to the Window

Someone else asked your target boy/girl out first.

"I was gonna ask out Stacy last night, but i was beaten to the window by about an hour by Dave"

by Evaro August 29, 2005

Hop on windows 10

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.

"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."

by SomeKidOnMac August 2, 2021

winford

a rather large (in body weight) african american who is darker than a black hole and usually blends in with chalkboards

guy1: Damn you see that guy over there?
guy2: No I can't
guy1: Figures he's a winford

by Big Yetti October 17, 2010

gay as a window

To describe someone who is obviously gay i.e. marco from big brother

"Do you know Luke?"
"Luke? Oh yeah, he's as gay as a window isn't he?"

by steve July 6, 2004

windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player

WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.

by ManoftheDiaspora August 24, 2005

Windows 7

Modern (judging by release date) operating system that does what Vista was supposed to do, what XP was trying to do, what Windows 98 aimed at doing, what Windows 95 promised to do, .... but retains the main characteristic of all Microsoft products since MS-DOS: it sucks

PC user: Man, I can't believe it! it took only 5 seconds to load the BSOD! is Windows 7 fast or what?

by s0101 November 9, 2009