Windows

A generic version of Mac OS, starting from day one, 1984.

Windows is to Mac OS, sorta like how the Walgreens brand of medicine is to the regular brand. Anybody want some Walbourne!?

by Mgill85258 July 11, 2006

Windowtized

A computer that has been touched ONLY by all aspects of Windows and its accompanying updates.

I made sure my computer was Windowtized before I installed all my software.

by The Incredible Dan November 22, 2006

windowguppie

The ridiculous financially challenged people that block the entrance/display of a fashion shop while opening and closing their mouths as if gulping for air. If you want it go buy it..

Angie come in here and look at these shoes i'm trying on..
I would if the windowguppie would move !!

by Marella December 9, 2007

Windows Vista

Windows Vista is Microsoft's 6th operating system and has many bad reviews and comments. Strangely some people like it over the better operating systems including myself

Windows Vista sucks

by GYWTHNONBRAIN January 9, 2010

Windows

Windows is a marketing scheme created by Bill Gates that poses as an operating system. It claims to be software that helps you manage files and connect to other computers on the internet, but in reality it's a platform created specifically to be thoroughly pwned by every single piece of malware and virii on the internet for the purpose of selling expensive, third party antivirus software to slow down your awful piece of bloatware that you dropped 300 bucks on.

Windows User: "Hey I have a virus on my PC and now it's completely useless I hate my life."

Linux User: "Yeah, it's called Windows and the worst part is you paid for it."

by frosteduser May 26, 2010

Windows Warrior

A person, that is rude or aggressive over the internet but not so in real life. The person in question is normally overweight and loves Call of duty.

At Work:
Luke: Shane, Shut Up!
Shane: Yes sir, sorry sir

Over Xbox Live:
Luke: Shane, stop moaning
Shane: "Shut up you retard il bang you with a cricket bat"
Luke: OMG, Your such a Windows Warrior

by DeeJayMikeeeys July 2, 2011

four window fart

blowing air out of your gludies maximus after intaking food that your stomach does not exactly agree with.

I was sitting in the car and all the sudden i smelled this horrible stench! It was so horrible, that we couldnt get rid of it unless we rolled all the windows down in the car.
hence the word "four window fart"

by Sammyy Wilson October 30, 2007