mans weekend

An excuse to take a trip to the woods with friends usually neighbors when the group suspects one of the members is a closet homosexual.

I always thought Doug was a cocksucker , after mans weekend now we know.

by Mindlikeascientist January 10, 2018

French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.

Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

cheekey weeker

It's used to describe a bitch.

My poot turned into poop what a cheekey weeker.

by Poot daddy June 7, 2018

The weenie hut

Any road side hotdog stand

The croch area on a man

The guy ran off the road and destroyed my weenie hut and the guy working it.

Joe just kicked him in the weenie hut, dannnnng must have hurt

by Benthegr8 June 30, 2018

strong weekend

A weekend that offers physical, emotional, psychological or social upliftment.

We went away for a couple of days to chill in a forest cabin and get some energy back; it was a strong weekend.

by Squidsquirt March 15, 2018

Asian Weekend

A weekend of doing nothing fun but dreary homework/work/chores.

Rob: Hey Bob how was your weekend? I went to the zoo.

Bob: I had an Asian weekend of reviewing physics and working at my shift at work all weekend. My weekend sucked!

by redgulp5 September 15, 2018

Sleepy weenie

When you drink so much alcohol and try to bring a girl back home, only to find your member not responding to his orders.

I took Beth home last night but she was not happy with my sleepy weenie.

by Joey Norris December 28, 2018