A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.
Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string
by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011
Get the Wank Batonmug. A girl so tasty that thinking about her is sufficient motivation when you tickle the pickle, without having to resort to porn.
by Nerdalotapus February 13, 2015
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Get the Wilder-wankmug. When you lie on your side and have a cheeky wank, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look
by parmjitandthekids April 25, 2011
Get the Side Wankmug. by thejollyjellyfish69 March 5, 2015
Get the dank or wankmug. by manx aribter January 27, 2009
Get the clean wankingmug. A derogatory term to indicate the subject is as bad as a mark left post masturbation. Therefore something not to be bothered about
by Mish MoneyP June 17, 2016
Get the Wank Stainmug.