wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.

LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"

by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016

wankertator

The act of hollowing out a potato and using it as a masterbatory aid.

Yo i heard dan's a wankertator!
No way bro!

by Diagnosable Issues September 13, 2016

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016

Wankebrate

In celebration of an event/accomplishment you go have a wank.

Friend 1: Congratulations on getting that promotion man, did you go out to celebrate?
Friend 2: Nope, but I went and had me a wankebrate.

by VizShocker November 15, 2016

wankerdoodle

Idiot, asswipe

Mao got in trouble once again because of the wankerdoodle.

by Boosa January 5, 2017

Wankdanger

(Waank-Dan-Gur) (N). An extremely offensive, egocentric person or thing.

My former boss was a real wankdanger.

by Ian VanSwaz January 31, 2017

Wankerishness

To display signs that may lead people to believe your a wanker

Keep a eye on Steve he shows signs of wankerishness maybe he isn't ok as first thought he may well be a total wanker

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general February 20, 2017