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wank hot

A girl so tasty that thinking about her is sufficient motivation when you tickle the pickle, without having to resort to porn.
Guy 1: you watch porn?
Guy 2: nah man, my girl is wank hot. Don't need it.
by Nerdalotapus February 13, 2015
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Wilder-wank

Having a wank in the countryside, it’s a bit like dogging but you do it by your self
*out camping* “mate, il be back in 10 mins, just off for a wilder-wank”
by The butcher 69 January 6, 2020
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Wank Mistress

A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.
"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."
by __SanTa__ February 8, 2009
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Wank Baton

A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.
Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string
by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011
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Side Wank

When you lie on your side and have a cheeky wank, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look
Brett: Parmjit was having a side wank the other day
Joel: He disgusts me
by parmjitandthekids April 25, 2011
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clean wanking

a person who masterbates in the bath or shower to avoid stainning there clothes or bedding
by manx aribter January 27, 2009
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dank or wank

Good or bad, 'yea or nay'. Dank being good, wank being bad.
Lad1: "Miley Cyrus, dank or wank?"
Lad2: "Her music? Wank. Her arse? Dank!!!"
by thejollyjellyfish69 March 5, 2015
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