A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.
Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string
by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011
Get the Wank Batonmug. by The butcher 69 January 6, 2020
Get the Wilder-wankmug. A girl so tasty that thinking about her is sufficient motivation when you tickle the pickle, without having to resort to porn.
by Nerdalotapus February 13, 2015
Get the wank hotmug. Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.
I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...
Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!
Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!
by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010
Get the Wanking afteritchmug. When you lie on your side and have a cheeky wank, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look
by parmjitandthekids April 25, 2011
Get the Side Wankmug. Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent
Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"
by Broseph1231 August 11, 2015
Get the Posh Wankmug. A derogatory term to indicate the subject is as bad as a mark left post masturbation. Therefore something not to be bothered about
by Mish MoneyP June 17, 2016
Get the Wank Stainmug.