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James Walker

James likes to take long walks around country parks and go hiking so he can clear his head and not have the intrusive racist, homophobic and sexist thoughts clouding his judgement. Taking mushrooms to help him focus is his main priority, as well as trying not to get run over on Friday nights after drinking too many beers and shots of tequila rose. A real social hand grenade who is amazing fun to be around until its 1 beer too many and the star jumps begin.

Overall, if you say "im James Walkered" - means you've had too many but will still wake up tomorrow, £260 poorer and go on a romantic walk with the wife
by teamboss1 July 5, 2024
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Ben Walker

is back!
Ben Walker has returned, reaturd.
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 5, 2024
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Mary Walker

The most amazing, intelligent, funniest savage of a woman you will ever meet. This woman has been known to lose her mind at times but follows it up with a lot of love and loyalty. Nails and toes always painted up pretty af. Constantly sunburnt from tanning all the time. Has the aura of the goddess Athena herself. Prettiest hair that always smells great. Fantastic in bed 🔥 and the absolute love of my life. Wouldn’t trade her for anything in the entire world.
Have you seen that girl ? She’s a total Mary Walker.
by AloofSenator July 25, 2024
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dog walker

A small joint, the right size to have a quick smoke while walking your dog. Sometimes made by rolling with two filters and then removing one of them.
"How much weed do you have left?"
"Just a tiny bit, but enough for a dog walker".
by reltihfloda August 20, 2024
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Salad Walker

A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.

“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.
by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024
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Globe-walker

A person who walked on the globe around 900 kilometers to 2000 kilometres
I’ve been a globe-walker along before!
by Bobbytoes April 29, 2024
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william walker

william walker, a way of telling someone that they are a human with more value than other humans and need to be a person later on in life and stop fooling around.
by commodus1212121212 June 5, 2024
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