vigit

vigit af #pths

That’s SO vigit..

by vigitkohl October 4, 2023

Faux Virgin

Someone who chooses to reject their first coital experience as being legitimate, because they were either intoxicated, incoherent and/or completely embarrassed. (Aka Fake Virgin)

L: "Who was that guy that you said you lost your v-card to again?"
M: "Oh, actually I've decided that, that didnt count because of reasons I'd rather not talk about. So I'm just going to tell everyone I'm still a virgin."
L: "So you're a faux virgin."
M: "Well...yeah"

by LaurenWC November 7, 2010

printer vigil

Waiting in front of a shared office printer to promptly collect the output, to prevent your colleagues from discovering that you're printing your resume.

My manager noticed me holding a printer vigil today; he is becoming suspicious that I am looking for a better job.

by Kent W. May 14, 2011

Fashion Vigilante

One who punishes someone for crimes against fashion and good taste by ambushing them (typically in a darkened alley), then beating their ass while providing constructive fashion advice.

Devan crept from the shadows and went all fashion vigilante on the emo puss in skinny jeans; I've never seen somone so sexy inflict so much pain.

by Nightsider March 16, 2013

Slang Virgin

Someone who is pretty clueless to urban dictionary or slang terms.

Kristy: What does ASF mean?

Jeff: It means as fuck.. like cold ASF.

Jeff: You must be a slang virgin.

by pfctjoy November 17, 2014

Subway virgin

Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.

Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.

by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015

Electronic virgin

The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.

I met a gamer today
What kind?
He played PC
Ahhhhh, electronic virgin

by AT0MIC INSANITY January 20, 2016