The Valley

Home of some famous athletes that come back every few decades and rapper Jae Sloan.

You know you're from The Valley when...

by The home tourist September 18, 2016

Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

The Valley Between Two Hills

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.

My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.

by theBROOKESEY June 25, 2016

Silicon Valleyer

Someone who lives in the silicon valley which comprises of the Peninsula, San Francisco area up until San Jose. Usually characterized by tech geekiness or enthusiasm towards ventures or startups.

Hey, are you a New Yorkers? No I am a Silicon Valleyer

by worldhello June 26, 2016

jacqueline varney

The coolest, funniest, prettiest, most athletic, intelligent, cool, kind, and has many friends. Usually has a friend named Gabby, Kris, Olivia, Mae, and Angelina

"Hi my name is Gabby and my friend Jacqueline is the coolest."
"jacqueline varney is so kind, she is willing to do anything for her friends."

by Jaquelon December 12, 2016

Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.

"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."

by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017

Meramec Valley Middle School

A place full of extra fake hoes. Everyone here is either fake,trash, or the 10% of decent human beings. Also a place where any private place has a vaping looser. Welcome to our hell aka middle school

"Hell and meramec valley middle school are very similar"

by Nick-Jesus May 9, 2018