no vagina person

Anyone who doesn't have a vagina, particularly men. Sports bras for manboobs don't count. Prissy and prude men who fold their napkins when they eat and find the subject of tampons/ other lady products uncomfortable.People not allowed in your shared dorm room upon signing of the roommate agreement during the weekdays after a certain time.

"Hey whose that over there?" Its a no vagina person

by walruscosmo September 25, 2013

greasy vagina water

The juice from a vagina of a greasy girl.

"i got with this chick last night and ended up with greasy vagina water all over me"

by Sa2ah April 14, 2014

toasted vagina

when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster

boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya

by analdestroyed July 13, 2017

dickhand vagina

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

by lolilover299 May 7, 2018

Great Wall of Vagina

A female version of "Cock Blocking". If a girl is out with a guy or girl and prevents them from getting lucky due to something they do, or just by being there.

Dave - Why am i having no luck tonight with girls tonight?!?!?

Tracey - Oh, that might be my fault, inadvertent Great wall of Vagina. All the girls must think you're with me.

Dave - Well fuck off then! I want to get lucky!

by Sir Dave Longpipe I January 10, 2014

stinky pussy vagina cunt

Big fat pussy whore cunt

Guilherme is a big fat stinky pussy vagina cunt

by 720tickshotter January 17, 2019

vagina

"a warm cocoon of love and privacy" - Jerry O'Keefe (Evan Farmer)

"I finally figured out how to save my relationship with Erin and me. I am going to turn this place into a warm cocoon of love and privacy."
"You're turning this place into a vagina?!"

by adrianazzy January 18, 2006